Thursday, July 22, 2010

Oombah-lah

Oombah-lah
Oombah-lah
Oombah-lah-lay
sings of the musical ogres
As they travel on their way.

Oombah-lah
Oombah-lah
Oombah-lah-lie
hums the musical ogres
‘neath the star-spilt sky.

Oombah-lah
Oombah-lah
Oombah-lah-loom
chants the musical ogres
while sweeping up the room.

Oombah-lah
Oombah-lah
Oombah-lah-ite
roar the musical ogres
as they enter into the fight.







Friday, July 16, 2010

Sir Xander the Long-Lived

Next up for Nanny Togglebottom's diary of monsters is the tale of a knight who just didn't find the heroic end he once sought. Not very monstrous, I know, but all monsters need a knight for glorious battle. Sometimes the dragon wins, but what happens after the knight has won so many battles the he is left a lone victor on the field of glory? Some knights live to tell the tale...if they can remember.

Sir Xander the Long-Lived

Old Alexander Mann, the old snowy-haired man, was once a knight of the realm
Sir Xander they called him then when he quested
with gilded shield and
with golden helm.
He never expected he’d see the days grow long with a rocking chair as his steed.
He’d always only ever wanted to die with reknown
with honorable acts or
with courageous deed.
Long years have passed since he had heard the alarm and answered the call to fight.
Little of the world’s turmoil reached his attention
in lovely Lady Pell’s Home
for a tired retired knight.

Truth be known he could hardly recall the day when he’d strap on buckler and sword
and charge in with a roar of heroic delight
against nasty trolls
or a raging goblin horde.
Little of the days of his valiant youth ever cross his ancient mind;
but on rare days he’ll regale and eager young page
with wild tales of adventure
and it’s tight, hair raising, bind.
Long had it been since he’d heard the alarm and answered the call to fight
Little of the world’s woes were allowed
in Lady Pell’s Home
for a tired retired knight.